All Poems, Christmas, Emotions, Holidays, Humor, Memories, Prose/memoir, Stories, Worry

Black Friday

 

I never thought much about the name Black Friday.
A school holiday after Thanksgiving.
When Army played Navy in Philadelphia.
My mother regaling us with stories.
How she bundled into her beaver coat to attend.
Singing old rousing football songs.
Who knew that by the 1960’s, the police department began to call it Black Friday for traffic that jammed, congested streets?
And, over time, the day heralded deals
for Christmas bargain hunters.
Circulating accounts that retailers would
exit the red with financial losses.
Enter the black with profits from Friday sales.
I just know that over the course of decades,
Black Friday became its own holiday.
Santa debuted at department stores.
It became de rigueur for children to pose with him.
Give him gift requests.
In mushrooming malls, Santa would sit enthroned on the first floor.
A line of kids and their parents snaked down the corridor awaiting an audience.
By the late 1970’s, I had two tots of my own,
and a rendezvous on Black Friday to meet a friend from Spain.
Both of us with little ones at the new, sparkling Willow Grove Mall.
I felt courageous.
Braving the crowds.
Bravado boosted by the idea of going with a group.
My children, four and two.
Just learning  as Jews, they didn’t celebrate Christmas.
No, all the glitz and glitter was not meant for them.
They could admire it.
Be dazzled by it.
But not adhere.
Of course, the first temptation was Santa himself.
Long white beard.
Red suit.
Faux snow.
Reindeer all around.
A line of eager babies, toddlers, preschoolers,
school agers.
Clamoring to sit on Santa’s lap for a photo.
Clearly, our party of four begged, bounced
to join the merriment.
Reluctantly, I acquiesced.
I didn’t want to make a scene.
And if my friend’s two lined up,
how could I deprive my own?
So what?
A photo.
Big deal.
I even had an old black and white
of me on Santa’s lap in Wanamaker’s
from two decades before.
Okay. Okay. Okay.
So it went.
Santa’s knee.
A color print.
Lunch.
Home.
Finis.
But, was it?
No.
Not till the Fat Lady sang.
And, boy, did she belt out her aria the following day!
For on Saturday, my local paper
published a photo grand
of my two cherubs smiling,
holding Santa’s hand.
My cover, blown, my secret shown
for all the world to see.
I, a counterfeit Jew.
A pariah I would be.
I calmed myself,
sipping mint tea.
Realizing the universe
was challenging me.
If my mother-in-law saw the blurb,
ushered to me a critical word,
I’d calmly retort: how absurd!
The day was special,
the kids entertained.
I’d smile and laugh.
Composure regained.
This tale of Black Friday
endured through the years,
delivering mirth,
laughter through tears.
I no longer think traffic and sales
on Friday post-Thanksgiving.
Only this story, exculpatory.
Tender and forgiving.

Lynn Benjamin
November 19, 2021

Aging, All Poems, Humor, Panic, Prose/memoir, Stories, Stowe 2021, Trips and Places

Bob’s Shoe Horn

 

Bob has always used a shoe horn.
Donning sneakers, work, dress shoes.
Mostly, it was a small metal gadget.
Sometimes plastic.
But more metal than plastic since
plastics often snap in half.
Leaving the shoe horn user without a way to ease heel into shoe.
But those three-and-a-half inchers also require bending down.
All of which is fine when the body, young and supple.
What happens when a person ages?
When hunching over, not only a chore, but could lead to devastating consequences?
Like getting stuck with the chin beside the toes?
The spine collapsed?
Well, these days, everything has a solution.
You can purchase shoe horns thirty-one inches long!
Right on Amazon!
You can stand and put on shoes!
What a novelty!
A lifesaver!
So, extra-long shoe horns appeared in every room of the house.
Plastics of blue, red, green.
What color would you like? he’d ask me.
Long metal ones, again, much sturdier.
It seemed as if Bob would never be without a horn to guide his foot.
Of course, when traveling by plane, he’d have to pack smaller ones.
But during pandemic days, driving our only mode of transport.
The upside, he could take a giant shoe horn.
Occupying a space in the back of the Volvo X90.
On this last trip to Stowe, in fact, he brought a blue plastic one.
Since we traveled to and from hotel to visit family, Bob had to take his appliance back and forth.
Otherwise, how would he accomplish the off and on task of leaving shoes at the door?
Roaming the house in socks?
Escapades with the blue stick abounded.
On our first day visiting,
he forgot the horn at the hotel.
Standing at the door until given a magnanimous dispensation.
Permission to climb the stairs with shoes on to bid grandkids goodnight.
Another time, he worried he’d leave his horn at the family home, forget to take it back to the hotel.
Confiding that if he forgot it, he’d not be able to change into trousers from shorts.
Once shoes  off, he’d be marooned in stockinged feet, unable to drive.
And finally, Ezra, three, took great delight in swashbuckling with his grandpop’s sword-like shoe horn.
So, at one point in his fanciful play,
the thing disappeared entirely.
Initiating panic, and an urgent search.
Who ever thought shoe horns could occasion such attachment?
And to be sure, I never paid much attention, till they grew in size and number.
So, like all stories, this tale has a moral,
simple, sweet, sage and neat.
When traveling, take two shoe horns.
After all, you have two feet!

Lynn Benjamin
August 31, 2021

Aging, All Poems, Change, Humor, Natural Beauty, Seasons

Borrowing Days

 

There’s nothing as exquisite as
an early morning ramble.
Be it on a beach, in a forest, along a city sidewalk.
So, in mid-December, the temperature taking a spring-like turn,
I run out to  seize the day.
Watching crows frolic atop naked trees, gates.
Squirrels darting to prepare for winter’s sleep.
Trucks, vehicles of every ilk racing this way,
that, to fulfill daily obligations.
Being old, each day for me,  like borrowing
a book.
Returning it at night.
Borrowing again the next day.
What good fortune today’s tale unfolds outdoors.
Robins singing, evergreens standing upright, shining.
I thought it might be a day for baking,
preparing for guests.
But I may have to change the plan.
Dreamily wander.
Forget the pan.
When the thermometer again soon drops,
I know exactly where to find my pots.

Lynn Benjamin
December 16, 2021

All Poems, Animals/Insects, Farewell, Humor, Panic, St. Croix, 2022, Stories, Time, Trips and Places, Worry

Was it Merely Luck or a Freudian Slip?

Our trip to St. Croix was winding down.

News of a snowstorm blew from the north.

Boarding pass advising arrival at least an hour before the flight.

We followed instructions.

Only to be barred from checking in.

By an American clerk, standing firm.

Pointing to the sign.

Check-in at least ninety minutes prior to departure.

We beseeched.

Begged.

Panicked.

No dice.

No entry.

No re-booking till tomorrow at 6pm.

What about the connection in Miami?

That would have to wait three days.

Then, photos on the phone flashed by.

Snow blanketing streets, lawns, roofs in Philadelphia.

Where it was obscenely cold.

So, maybe, just maybe, though appointments

would have to be rearranged,

this was lucky happenstance.

Or was it more Freudian?

Unconscious wish to remain in paradise.

With lizards.

Pelicans.

Terns.

Engineered just slightly by mistiming to materialize?

Lynn Benjamin

January 29, 2022